And fails with a PhD in lameology. When a man dressed as a ninja attempted to intimidate employees at a Richfield Lunds with a kitana, he failed at properly plundering the store’s booty or treasure, and then ran away into the darkness. Although he wasn’t caught, his keen edge of mystery was lost on the victims, as most customers and employees thought that he was merely joking.

If only this ninja was a pirate, or better yet a viking, since he would then have had a large group of like-minded buddies to help him rob the grocery store. And they would have been serious enough where people wouldn’t have laughed.

It just goes to show you, pirates are far more superior than ninjas, and vikings are the original pirates. In other words, specifically in math, I have made an expression to showcase the relationship of the more favored alliances:

Figure 8.8 (click image for a larger size)

Clearly I have proved, without a doubt, that the Pirate/Viking mega-combo is the greatest that there is.

Here is a link to the news video of the ninja’s failed robbery attempt, and here is the news story.

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