And so does Frank Sinatra, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Jay-Z, Ted Nugent, Lil’ Wayne, The Doors, and Marilyn Manson. For serious.

At least that’s what Donnie Davies says (you’ll remember him from this touching song). He has personally set up a list that allows homosexual hating fearing dehumanizing parents to shelter their children from the ideas brought forth by music. In other words, this list allows parents to search for musical groups, and if a group that their child listens to is there, their child is a homosexual.

Even better, they accept emails from people that declare bands or singers to be gay or make people gay, thereby adding completely off-base choices to the list that shouldn’t even be there (how does listening to Metallica or Motorhead make you gay?). But, they have a cause, albeit strange. As long as this wonderful list keeps up with hilarious side-notes like these:

The Grateful Dead (AIDS)
Marilyn Manson (dark gay)
Ted Nugent (loincloth)
Elton John (really gay)

I will support this endeavor as simply a means to make me laugh, if not to just realize how dumb or out-of-touch some people can be.

If you are wondering why this list was made, besides the obvious fact that it is stupidly funny and possibly offensive, the main decision was to create a source for worried parents. Here is their mission statement:

One of the most dangerous ways homosexuality invades family life is through popular music. Parents should keep careful watch over their children’s listening habits, especially in this Internet Age of MP3 piracy.

If you would like to see the entire list, you can see it here. If you would rather just look at a picture of a cat sleeping, you can click here.

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